Things being said...

...by my children!

Well first off let me just say my husband has the mouth of a sailor. For a while I thought I would talk like him just to show him how much he uses really nasty words. Well then I got to much in the habit and was using it when I wasn't around him, so that had to stop. Not that it worked anyway because no mater how many shit, damn, fuck, and whatever else I could squeeze in he could always add a few to it.

We were all playing the Kinect. My oldest son was changing stuff up so he would do better and my hubby says " Don't be a pussy, just hit the ball."

My six year old (my sweet little baby) is sitting next to me and the they rhythm of na-na-boo-boo says "Pussy. Pussy. Pussy!" I almost died! That dang kid will repeat anything until you tell him its a bad word, then he wont ever say it again.


This is the exchange I had with my sweet little 7 year old after drawing a wanted poster of a crazy looking lady. I had labeled it as myself and my crime was too many kids.

Kolby: Are you saying we make you crazy?

Me: Yes! That's exactly what I am saying.

Kolby: No we don't. That's just you.

Me: Are you saying I am just crazy.

Kolby: Yep! That's what I said. You're a crazy lady.

My kids also love music and we get alot of random lyrics.

• I am sexy and I know it.


• I kissed a girl and I liked it.


• Shaking my hips like yeah.

and one of my favorites while we are walking through the store (and since these are my children they don't really have an inside voice)

• I like big butts.

All of those things being sang in the songs are not so funny but it usually only comes with one line.