Day 3

Ok so Wonderful Wednesdays are not so wonderful!

Since when do kids think its ok to hit and kick other people? I will never get used to a little girl saying the word penis to me. "____ is rubbing his penis on ____." I am sure I looked like a deer in head lights. I had no clue what to say to her.

I had another OMG moment today. Picture something that looks like a person but with one fat leg and one skinny. The kids was calling it a monkey but it looked like a person. Then he added the tail. I was just about to tell him we don't draw those body parts at school when he told me for the 3rd time it was a tail. Duh.

After speaking to another teacher today 2 of her boys were written up :( I hate that but they were little brats.

I couldn't do this job everyday.

I have another story about a kid that cant be shared here. I cant wait to talk to my girls....

Oh yeah..I came home and had a nap today !

Funny Sub stuff...(I may add to this through the week)

Today a first grader was playing with molding clay and proudly show me the flag pole he made(it was not skinny) :) The flag was just the pole bent (curved over). As he transformed the flag pole into other things he gave it an eye (his words not mine). Gosh I wanted to laugh but I didn't only encouraged to see what other creative things he could make!

The other shocking thing that happened was at lunch when I went to say hi to my first grader. I had to get on to a little boy for playing with his food. They had hot dogs. He put the wienie in front of his zipper and was shaking it. Geez those kids are too young for that.

Subbing this week?!?!?!

• Yes all week long.
• I think I lost my mind but I cant seem to say no when they call personally to ask.
• This week I am the art teacher. That classroom is wild but fun. She doesn't have a set thing for them to do. They get to pick the art project they are going to make.
• Paints, markers, crayons, glue, scissors, blocks, clay paper, water, yarn, sticks, pipe cleaners and lots of other crap were everywhere. Each class has to clean up before they could leave. Ha. I need the whole hour to do that kind of clean up.
• A little girl came in and broke my heart with tears this morning but all was better by the time the art fun was over. :)
• My own son tried to tell me the teacher allows them to launch blocks from one table to the next.
• I wasn't buying it. If she allows that whatever but not while I was there. That's the last thing I want to deal with. Whiny kids crying about getting hit with flying blocks.
• I wont have any of the same kids all week. I kinda like that.

Lots of big News! (for me anyway)

• Chele girlied me up for Ashely's Birthday!
• Mani, Pedi, and lunch.
• Yes I said PEDI! It was my first and those that know me know this is a very big deal.
• Let me tell those of you who don't know me why. I HATE FEET! I don't like other peoples feet and I don't like mine. I freak when people touch me with their feet. I freak when people touch my feet. That even goes for the hubby. Its a big no no. Even in bed when he/I want to cuddle the feet are off limits.
• I only freaked out a little. I tried really hard for no one to notice. The girl doing it only had to ask if I was ok a few times and laughed at me a lot.
• That was the second day in a row I spent with my Chele. I loved it.
• I have been happy lately. I have found happiness by doing stuff for me instead of for everyone else. Living for me. Thinking of what I would like before what everyone else would.
• Hanging out with friends that I love.
• I like it and it looks good on me.

• I am going to be 30 next month. Some days that bothers me others not so much. Its just a number.
• I actually know what I want for my birthday this year.
• One of those coffee makers that you put the water in and then add the single package things and it makes one cup at a time. Keurig?
• And to see the Hunger Games movie. It comes out the night before my bday. I am so excited!
• I read those books at Christmas and still think about them. I am not sure if it is because I loved it so much or if I am just emotional about crazy stuff that's not even real.
• Oh I love Taylor Swifts new song for that movie. Its so not her usual stuff.
• Safe and Sound. A link because I couldn't be bothered to figure out how to put the video in here.
• Off topic but oh well- Scotty McCreey's voice doesn't go with his baby face.

• I am going to Vegas to get married June 17th! (maybe this one should have been first?)
• I am already common law married and have tons of kids but we are making it official.
• He is pushing it. We just decided to do this and then he says he wants it in June. I need to hurry and get things done. We picked out a ring for him and the tux he wants. Since its in Vegas I don't have to plan to much. No bridesmaids or groomsmen.
• Most chapels have wedding packages that come with flowers but I want lilies in it so I will be ordering them.
• That being said anyone have any recommendations for a good chapel?

• Oh yea I had a great Valentines day. Hope you all did too.
• The hubby got me chocolate covered strawberries.
• They looked like roses, were huge, and really fresh (even though the delivery guy left them outside without knocking to let me know they were even there).
• They were awesome!
• The hubby said they were guaranteed to be fresh. The company orders tons of strawberries and picks out the biggest and best and then donates the rest to shelters and soup kitchens.

Old Post..

Some of my post are missing? I don't know what happen to them. My blog goes from September to January. Any one know what happen? Did this happen to anyone else?

Pizza Hut...

Geeezzz...

This is the second time we have been there and received terrible service. We wouldn't have gone back this time but some friends of our wanted to eat there. We can order pizza and have it delivered in 30 mins but when we go there to eat it takes 30 mins to just get drinks. Here is the list of complaints for tonight:

• The guy said"(Sigh) I guess I can put some tables together for you. (Sigh)"


• We order dinner and wait and wait and wait some more. I understand that we had a big party(12) but really?


• Our food starts to come out. One of the boys gets his wings then five minutes later some of the other stuff starts coming out.


• 20 mins after the first plate comes out 3 people at the table still do not have food.


• The drinks never get refilled. I even had to go ask when we were getting some of the food and that our drinks need to be filled.


• Twice I asked for drinks to be filled and then we canceled one of the orders. Finally my husband went to complain.


• We had to wait for my oldest sons food so that we could leave. Everyone was done already.

I guess the good thing about Pizza Hut is even though their waiters suck their managers try to help in anyway they can. Both times we received our meal free. However we will not be going back by choice.