Short and sweet...

• The week has been good.
• After working all week last week I have been playing catch up with girl time.
• We had lunch Monday. I am sure they were glad to see us leave. We saw several tables come and go before we were done chatting.
• Yesterday we saw a movie. This Means War.
• I thought parts of it were funny but I hated the way the movie ended.
• It was just unsatisfying. :(
• It was the first time I had ever been to a Movie Tavern. It was a nice one.
• The food was ok. The burger was good and the fries would have been good but the cheese they use had a funky taste to me.
• There are a ton of movies coming out that I want to see.
• On Monday something swept through and made my allergies all crazy. It has changed to what feels like a head cold. Dang it :(

Ok that's it. Time to get the kids up :)

Movie Night!!

The hubby and big boys (along with some of our friends) went to the Mavs game last night so I took the little ones to the movie.

We saw The Lorax! I was super excited about it too. I don't think I have ever read that Dr. Suess book but I know the story.

The movie was great! I laughed through most of it and it has a good story and lesson to go with it.

"I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees."

Finally Friday!

Yesterday was non eventful. Thank goodness!

• Today not so much.
• I had to call the principal down to get a little girl. I wanted to wring her little neck.
• I didn't. If it would have been mine I would have.
• Little kids should not be so disrespectful.
• It was an all around long day. I guess because he kids were all hyped up for Friday?
• I am glad it is over. I wont be subbing a whole week again...hopefully :)

Oh no one made any more funny art :(

• On another note. Baseball has started again.
• 3 teams this year. (because of age groups)
• They are going to be redrafting the oldest team because they have now found enough players to make another team.
• My boys wont be changing teams because the hubby is going to be coaching them.
• I am not sure that is a good idea.
• They have had one practice. I am going to hate to see some of the boys go.
• We are going to have a good team this year though.
• I am also starting one in machine pitch. I am really excited for him. Its his first year playing and he loves it.
• The little one wanted to play tball again. He is.
• I hate Tball. Especially the way they do it. Every kid hits and they only take one base at a time. It drives me nuts.

I am tired. That's all I've got.

Day 3

Ok so Wonderful Wednesdays are not so wonderful!

Since when do kids think its ok to hit and kick other people? I will never get used to a little girl saying the word penis to me. "____ is rubbing his penis on ____." I am sure I looked like a deer in head lights. I had no clue what to say to her.

I had another OMG moment today. Picture something that looks like a person but with one fat leg and one skinny. The kids was calling it a monkey but it looked like a person. Then he added the tail. I was just about to tell him we don't draw those body parts at school when he told me for the 3rd time it was a tail. Duh.

After speaking to another teacher today 2 of her boys were written up :( I hate that but they were little brats.

I couldn't do this job everyday.

I have another story about a kid that cant be shared here. I cant wait to talk to my girls....

Oh yeah..I came home and had a nap today !

Funny Sub stuff...(I may add to this through the week)

Today a first grader was playing with molding clay and proudly show me the flag pole he made(it was not skinny) :) The flag was just the pole bent (curved over). As he transformed the flag pole into other things he gave it an eye (his words not mine). Gosh I wanted to laugh but I didn't only encouraged to see what other creative things he could make!

The other shocking thing that happened was at lunch when I went to say hi to my first grader. I had to get on to a little boy for playing with his food. They had hot dogs. He put the wienie in front of his zipper and was shaking it. Geez those kids are too young for that.

Subbing this week?!?!?!

• Yes all week long.
• I think I lost my mind but I cant seem to say no when they call personally to ask.
• This week I am the art teacher. That classroom is wild but fun. She doesn't have a set thing for them to do. They get to pick the art project they are going to make.
• Paints, markers, crayons, glue, scissors, blocks, clay paper, water, yarn, sticks, pipe cleaners and lots of other crap were everywhere. Each class has to clean up before they could leave. Ha. I need the whole hour to do that kind of clean up.
• A little girl came in and broke my heart with tears this morning but all was better by the time the art fun was over. :)
• My own son tried to tell me the teacher allows them to launch blocks from one table to the next.
• I wasn't buying it. If she allows that whatever but not while I was there. That's the last thing I want to deal with. Whiny kids crying about getting hit with flying blocks.
• I wont have any of the same kids all week. I kinda like that.

Lots of big News! (for me anyway)

• Chele girlied me up for Ashely's Birthday!
• Mani, Pedi, and lunch.
• Yes I said PEDI! It was my first and those that know me know this is a very big deal.
• Let me tell those of you who don't know me why. I HATE FEET! I don't like other peoples feet and I don't like mine. I freak when people touch me with their feet. I freak when people touch my feet. That even goes for the hubby. Its a big no no. Even in bed when he/I want to cuddle the feet are off limits.
• I only freaked out a little. I tried really hard for no one to notice. The girl doing it only had to ask if I was ok a few times and laughed at me a lot.
• That was the second day in a row I spent with my Chele. I loved it.
• I have been happy lately. I have found happiness by doing stuff for me instead of for everyone else. Living for me. Thinking of what I would like before what everyone else would.
• Hanging out with friends that I love.
• I like it and it looks good on me.

• I am going to be 30 next month. Some days that bothers me others not so much. Its just a number.
• I actually know what I want for my birthday this year.
• One of those coffee makers that you put the water in and then add the single package things and it makes one cup at a time. Keurig?
• And to see the Hunger Games movie. It comes out the night before my bday. I am so excited!
• I read those books at Christmas and still think about them. I am not sure if it is because I loved it so much or if I am just emotional about crazy stuff that's not even real.
• Oh I love Taylor Swifts new song for that movie. Its so not her usual stuff.
• Safe and Sound. A link because I couldn't be bothered to figure out how to put the video in here.
• Off topic but oh well- Scotty McCreey's voice doesn't go with his baby face.

• I am going to Vegas to get married June 17th! (maybe this one should have been first?)
• I am already common law married and have tons of kids but we are making it official.
• He is pushing it. We just decided to do this and then he says he wants it in June. I need to hurry and get things done. We picked out a ring for him and the tux he wants. Since its in Vegas I don't have to plan to much. No bridesmaids or groomsmen.
• Most chapels have wedding packages that come with flowers but I want lilies in it so I will be ordering them.
• That being said anyone have any recommendations for a good chapel?

• Oh yea I had a great Valentines day. Hope you all did too.
• The hubby got me chocolate covered strawberries.
• They looked like roses, were huge, and really fresh (even though the delivery guy left them outside without knocking to let me know they were even there).
• They were awesome!
• The hubby said they were guaranteed to be fresh. The company orders tons of strawberries and picks out the biggest and best and then donates the rest to shelters and soup kitchens.

Old Post..

Some of my post are missing? I don't know what happen to them. My blog goes from September to January. Any one know what happen? Did this happen to anyone else?

Pizza Hut...

Geeezzz...

This is the second time we have been there and received terrible service. We wouldn't have gone back this time but some friends of our wanted to eat there. We can order pizza and have it delivered in 30 mins but when we go there to eat it takes 30 mins to just get drinks. Here is the list of complaints for tonight:

• The guy said"(Sigh) I guess I can put some tables together for you. (Sigh)"


• We order dinner and wait and wait and wait some more. I understand that we had a big party(12) but really?


• Our food starts to come out. One of the boys gets his wings then five minutes later some of the other stuff starts coming out.


• 20 mins after the first plate comes out 3 people at the table still do not have food.


• The drinks never get refilled. I even had to go ask when we were getting some of the food and that our drinks need to be filled.


• Twice I asked for drinks to be filled and then we canceled one of the orders. Finally my husband went to complain.


• We had to wait for my oldest sons food so that we could leave. Everyone was done already.

I guess the good thing about Pizza Hut is even though their waiters suck their managers try to help in anyway they can. Both times we received our meal free. However we will not be going back by choice.

Sad...

I have been really pissy this week. I know it and I am trying really hard not to be but damn every little thing gets on my nerves.

The hubby got off work early and wanted to play golf. I didn't want him to and he did it any way.It wasn't really that big of a deal but man I was pissed at him for it.

The Kids yelling and screaming,I thought I was going to pull all of my hair out. Then poor Kolby sat next to me at dinner and wouldn't stay in his chair. He was bouncing around and ending up slamming his head right between my eyes. He felt really bad and normally I would have smiled and said it was ok but I couldn't take any more. I put my plate up and walked away. After I calmed down I kissed and hugged on him. By the time the little ones were in bed I was done for and went to bed.

I cried that night and have been at the drop of a hat. I cant seem to get it all out. Its wording me that I may have over done the whole "I am over being depressed thing." I decided a few weeks ago I was no longer depressed and it was going to be a mind over matter thing. I seem happy and I do more now but I am afraid that this uncontrollable crying is my way of saying that is really not going to work. :(

Edit***geez that was terrible. I cant believe that I published that. I could hardly figure out what I was and I wrote the damn thing. Maybe next I will read it before I post :)

Tit babies....I swear.

My husband and his friends are the biggest tit babies ever! They play golf every Sunday (well ok not every Sunday, sometimes its raining or way to windy/cold, but most). This Sunday they were playing and my hubby hates to lose. And he got his butt kicked when they were playing scramble. One of the guys was giving him shit, and lots of it. The hubby got really pissy and wanted to play singles. So they did and the other guy well lets just say while trying to out do the hubby had a really bad game. Well for the two holes they played because when he got pissy with my hubby, my hubby came home. He was done. After me telling my hubby that they were both being "whiny ass babies" because neither one of them like to lose and that's not really a reason to stop being friends he decided he should call him and they gave each other shit for the next few hours. It was all better by game time. Now I keep hearing these phone calls and text about vaganoses and changing tampons.

Unrelated not to this: We wanted the 49ers to win. We had to cheer on the man from B'port. The friend went to school with him. Since the Cowboys sucked it up it seemed like the team to go for. Too bad they fail!

Things that Irk me..

• When people put their dirty laundry on facebook. Ok I understand you are having problems but that doesn't mean you need to share it on facebook. Look what you are teaching your children.


• When children put your dirty laundry on facebook...hello if you air it out to the world then why shouldn't they?????????


• Your hastiness with facebook status. I mean really you should give your decisions time to settle before you change it and anounce to the world you are spliting. I mean yes I am used to seeing it go from married to single every other month but damn really?


• Everyone gets up late and its my fault. There are only 5 alarm clocks in this house. .I know. I know its part of being the adult. Sometimes I just don't want to be.


• When my kids just expect me to know they are out of tooth paste..I mean because I use their tooth paste and all.


• When come over to the house and leave their trash everywhere. I am not a maid. I don't clean up my own children's plates, cups, or trash. I make them do it. You can clean up after yourself.


• That my seven year old can beat me at some of the xbox games. Not only can he win but he can talk mad trash too. He is way better at it than me. I cant help but laugh :)


• My husband thinks he needs the best of whatever the hell he wants. I don't see the point in paying for a bigger one when the one we have works great and anything bigger will take up too much room that we don't have.


• He also thinks he need new golf clubs. At least one every 2 months it seems. I am determined not to allow him the next one. Its just dumb and We need to save money not spend every dime we get. (Not yet anyway. We still have kids to put through college. After that he can spend every dime.)


• There is more but I feel better now so that's good enough for me :)

Things being said...

...by my children!

Well first off let me just say my husband has the mouth of a sailor. For a while I thought I would talk like him just to show him how much he uses really nasty words. Well then I got to much in the habit and was using it when I wasn't around him, so that had to stop. Not that it worked anyway because no mater how many shit, damn, fuck, and whatever else I could squeeze in he could always add a few to it.

We were all playing the Kinect. My oldest son was changing stuff up so he would do better and my hubby says " Don't be a pussy, just hit the ball."

My six year old (my sweet little baby) is sitting next to me and the they rhythm of na-na-boo-boo says "Pussy. Pussy. Pussy!" I almost died! That dang kid will repeat anything until you tell him its a bad word, then he wont ever say it again.


This is the exchange I had with my sweet little 7 year old after drawing a wanted poster of a crazy looking lady. I had labeled it as myself and my crime was too many kids.

Kolby: Are you saying we make you crazy?

Me: Yes! That's exactly what I am saying.

Kolby: No we don't. That's just you.

Me: Are you saying I am just crazy.

Kolby: Yep! That's what I said. You're a crazy lady.

My kids also love music and we get alot of random lyrics.

• I am sexy and I know it.


• I kissed a girl and I liked it.


• Shaking my hips like yeah.

and one of my favorites while we are walking through the store (and since these are my children they don't really have an inside voice)

• I like big butts.

All of those things being sang in the songs are not so funny but it usually only comes with one line.

Did you say it was time to update my damn blog?

Ok! Ok! Here it is. I have not been busy. Well some of the time I was but mostly I just kinda got bored with my computer and haven't really played with it much.

• So I got my van fixed. I was worried they were going to total it at first.


• It took them a month well almost. To get out there and look at it and fix it.


• That was fine with me though because I had a really nice rental van. I didn't really want to give it back.


• That being said, I am looking at new vans very soon. :)


• My current one had problems just after Thanksgiving.


• Thanksgiving was spent with my husbands family mostly. I didn't even get to see my mother :*(


• I did enjoy it though.


• I finished my Christmas shopping well before it actually got here so that was a plus for me.


• I cried though while Christmas shopping. I had to move up to the big boys section for one of my babies. I was not happy about it.


• It was a good one and I didn't even spoil my children too much!


• On of my kids has almost $600 though. He asked for money. Most of the time I don't even pass that along on their Christmas list but he wanted it for something specific and stated so. His aunts/ and grand parents were more than happy to help him out, but that's about all he got for Christmas.


• He wants an Iphone 4s. The upgrade for his phone is due in March. He not only has to pay for the phone but any extra that it cost for the plan.


• Seems fair to me and he is super happy.


• My holidays were spent running all over the place. I was happy for them to be over. Good times for the most part though.


• I received a Kindle fire, that I absolutely love. I read 5 books in less than a week.


• My husband doesn't really like that present any more :)


• Also new is the X box with he Kinect. It took the kids going back to school before I got a chance to play on it but I LOVE it! It is so much fun and a good work out.


• We have started a kinda diet around our house. The boys hate it. We cut out most of the red meat and since that's all we ever ate its a big change.


• I have also cut the Dr. Pepper out. That's the big one for me and since the hubby didn't agree to it. Its kinda a problem but he will get over it...or at least I hope so.

I know its been forever...

• That's my van. :( A lady pulled out in front of me. Still waiting to see how much damage was done.


• I have a rental that is so much nicer than mine. I hate that because I already don't want to give it back. The kids feel the same way.


• PeeWee football has started. I don't have any children playing but my husband is coaching. Only one coach for our team has a kid playing on the team.


• I find that kinda funny but I like it. There isn't any "Daddy coaching" going on.


• I will be there weekend working. I kinda like it but I kinda wish it wasn't an all day thing.


• My older kids are playing football for the school. The oldest is on the freshman team. Man their game was terrible last night. The best game so far this year was Springtown. It ended in a tie.


• It was the best game because not only was it fun to watch but we had a blast in the stands. We sat with a group that did alot of yelling. By the end I was having trouble talking.


• The other two I have only seen play once so far. I missed this weeks game because it was too far. Its hard to travel to far on a school night and still get the other kids homework done and in bed.


• They were both on the B team but one got to move up to A team.


• He was really excited and I am excited for him. He always seems to have to work harder than the others.


• My oldest son come home with a logic puzzle for homework and now I am addicted. I keep going back. Printable-puzzles.com

First day of School.

• The kids are off to school. They all did great.


• I dropped the big ones off at the door. The little ones I walked to their class room but it wasn't time to go in so I left them sitting in the hall.


• They were extremely happy to do so :(


• The oldest one I was nervous for. It was his first day of high school but it seemed like just another day for him.


• I wont get to ask him about his day until late tonight because its also his first football game and they are playing in Glen Rose.


• I hate that because there is no way I can go that far after school on a school night. The kids would have a really hard time with getting into bed on time.


• My babies aren't babies any more :(

Ok this is just me bitching ....

I am capable of taking care of my children. Yes on occasion I do forget some things but when it comes to my children I am pretty on top of things.

• SO yes I took them to get their shots.



• No I couldn't register him before he had them and the doc office wouldn't give them to him until after his birthday but thanks for calling to check on it after I already told you that.



• Yes I made sure my child did his summer project. Notice there wasn't an s at the end of that? That's because there was only one. Yes he told me others were talking about another one too but I can only call and go to the school so many times before they think I am a loon. At which point I am just going to have to trust them that there was only one project for him and his friends were talking about another class.



• Yes we picked up his laptop for school.



• No it will not work with our wireless but he can plug it in and it works just fine. Its fine just like that because we don't really want him on the internet in his room anyway.



• Yes I called the school about the wireless part but I assume they are really busy getting all the classrooms and computers ready for school right now and do not have the time to deal with home issues.



• Yes I know today they are giving schedules out. No its not only in the morning. Its from 8-3. That means I can go any time between 8 am and 3 pm. That doesn't mean I have to go when you want me to.



• No the oldest one cant get his schedule right now he has to wait til tonight when his school is handing them out.



• Just because I don't do things on your time doesn't mean I need you to call me or my husband to make sure it gets done or for you to gripe at me about it. We will do things when we want to do them.



• SO when I stop taking your calls don't be upset. I just don't want to hear you any more :)

Horrible...

All I have thought about all day is the loss of an 11 yr old boy. My first thoughts were was this an accident? Could a boy that young think life is so bad to take such extreme measures? This was an accident. I have been assured it but I cant help but wonder how this could happen. I have cried off and on through out the day. I knew this boy. He played football with my children. His father helped coach my boys. I watched him cross the road everyday after school while I waited for my boys. This is a good family and a good kid. How could this happen? This has been ruled an accident but what happens now? My tears stream as I think of the struggles and the pain that lay ahead for this family.

This just isn't supposed to be...

Life and stuff and complaints...

Dear Stupid People of the World,

Please stay away from me and off the other end of my phone. I dont know how much more of you I can take.

Thank you :)

• So I came about 2 inches from needing a new car today. A big moving truck backed out right in front of me. The new car I could deal with. The harm that would have come to the child sitting in the seat next to me not so much.


• I need to see the eye doctor. My eyes have always been not so great but now they are getting worse. :( I hope that's not age talking to me.


• The people at the repair center for our phones...well lets just say geezzzzzzz. First they give the phone to someone going on vacation and he leaves it on his desk. Then they finally give it to someone else who put it at the end of their todo list. After a month and a half I told them to fix the phone and send it back by the end of the week.


• They sent the phone back unrepaired because I demanded it be returned...UHH they missed the part about it being fixed first.


• Its to damn hot outside. My air has been running non stop for several days now and its set on 84. I don't think I am going to like my next electric bill.


• My oldest started 2 a days. Its not really 2 a days though. They only go once in the late evening. He seems to really like it but he has been really tired after.


• They had a parent meeting that was really just a sort we want you to behave at the games and practices, join the booster club, and show off our new stuff.


• It did make me realize how fast my children are going up. That once he starts this year things fly by. This is the time he becomes a young man and begins so many new things and starts to really spread his wings.


• All of this has me sad and scared at the same time. Its really hard not to cry.


• I had to register the kids for school. They wouldn't let me for one of them though because he hasn't had his shots yet...Well he isn't old enough to get them yet so why does the school require them for registration when the state says he cant have them until his birthday or after? I have to wait to register him when he gets his shots.


• We are getting a new dog in the morning. He will be a 2 year old English Bulldog. The hubby and kids are really excited.


• Me not so much. I have been saying over and over that I don't want any new pets but I guess what I want doesn't really matter even though I am going to be the one that has to care for it after the new wears off.


• On the bright side of my life-


• school clothes are done,


• I have folders which I can never find for supplies,


• the house has gotten almost a spring cleaning,


• I have lots of shirts to donate, and


• school is about to start so the kids will get some time away from each other and I will have more time for adult interaction.


• OK thats it! I feel a little better now :)

Its been a long while...

• We have had a pretty good summer. I don't know if its because I feel like I have nothing to share/say or if I have been to busy but I haven't posted anything in what seems like forever.


• We have been cooking out with friends alot this summer. That gets really expensive. I have had to cut back on that.


• My kiddo's ear infection is all better. It took two weeks. Then we set the appointment for new tubes.


• He got them yesterday. They also removed his adenoids??


• They stuck a tube down his throat for that. (while he was sleeping) All went well and he is a happy little guy. The only problem is he has a nasty sounding cough.


• On the 4th my little ones were with my cousin and her husband. The little one was playing on the golf cart doing ninja moves. Can any one guess how that ended up? Yep he ran over her husband. :( Poor guy.


• He now has a "I am going to run you over with a golf cart!" look and photo. Thanks Chele!


• We also cleaned bed rooms. I cant believe how much junk we got rid of. Some went to the trash and some was given away. They now only as many toys as their two toy boxes can hold. I am one happy momma.


• To young mothers of little children. As they get presents for birthday and Christmas I suggest that you open a few, place a few in the closet for later when they are doing something really nice or special, and return a few. Use the money to place in savings for them or to take them somewhere special.


• The little ones went with my uncle camping for a week. I really missed them. They had a blast and would have stayed with him forever.


• My youngest one has started to whine every time he doesn't get his way. It really pisses me off and I may need a padded room....that serves alcohol.


• The other little one has started talking back....make that a padded room, straight jacket and lots of alcohol.


• Oh yea my cousins daughter came and stayed with us too. That was fun. She hasn't been here much since she can drive now. She has become a young lady.


• We talked about her going to college (in Hawaii) and what she wants to do with her life. She was my first baby and isn't supposed to be all grown up.


• I am almost done with school clothes shopping! Just the two little ones to go and I hope to have it done by the end of the week :) I am super excited about it. Oh yea Old navy has some really cute tee for boys right now.


• Thats all I have for right now. I need to do lunch.